Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Apps I could do without

ABCs of Boobs - Free - a collection of facts and information about breasts. Such as, "When erect, the average nipple is slightly taller than 5 stacked quarters." (handy for trivia night)


Beer Carbs - $0.99 - Beer Carbs lets you quickly find the carb amount of over 1,000 beers. (drink your damned beer, already!)


Blood Type Forecast Pro - $0.99 - Helps you forecast possible blood type of a child or one of parents (because you need this at the singles bar and your doctor can't figure this out for you??)


Crazy Spouse Daily Log - $0.99 - Keep a log of how crazy your spouse is and you might just notice a pattern and be able to predict just when they will be "The Craziest." (sigh)


Hi, Daddy! Pregnancy Calculator - $0.99 - Want to have a sweet night with your partner but afraid of being a father? No more fear! (how about condoms?)


Instant Bellydancer Volume 2 - $7.99 - (I won't even go into the description...because I know you already bought - for way too much - Volume 1)


iSin - $1.99 - Lets you track your sins as they happen, with all the details you may want to have at your fingertips when it's time to confess (wrap it up, there are other people in line)


Office Affairs Ideas - $0.99 - Office romances can be fun and successful, but you and your colleague must be subtle about it. Here are some guidelines on how you can give the relationship a real shot, while keeping a lid on possible problems. (never let your spouse borrow your iPhone)


SexTrack - $1.99 - The built-in iPhone accelerometer measures the dynamics of your adventures in the bedroom. It is easy to use (just put your phone on the bed close to the action) and adds to the magic of being together. (no comment)