I hear tell that old folks and idiots are caught up into e-mail viruses all day, every day. I mean, honestly! What makes someone, legitimately with interest, click on any of this stuff? If you want to surf for porn, you go on and surf for porn, but clearly if THEY’RE e-mailing YOU, somethin’ ain’t right. Behold, some recent gems from the Spam Filter, porn-ish and otherwise (these are as-is and none have been made up by me):
From now you don't need a crane to lift your instrument up.
Woman with artificial butt
She wont need a magnifying glass from now to find your instrument.
From now you will be able to please any size-queen.
Your little friend is begging you to take a blue pill.
You must be The Real Man with huge dignity
Have your own decent hair effectively grown.
…and my personal favorites:
Were you drunk? Answer, bastard! (really, this was spam and not from someone I know)
Stop ruining yourself (my mom doesn't know how to use her e-mail)
I Am McLovin! (that's just plain pop culture funny)
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